Ka Diary – 69,317 – 10/05/2005 – Ikea

 

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ermit’s seventy thousand mile service is fast approaching.  I booked this with Bert Eyre & Sons around when he was in for his last oil change in late March.  At the time the mechanic did query if we’d cover nearly six thousand miles in just a few weeks.  We mentioned that we were going to Italy, he raised an eyebrow then remembered what other adventures we’d alluded to involving the Ka, shook his head, and asked if we had changed anything since the last time he’d seen him.  Not yet but we’re getting cruise control soon.

There are three things that I’d like to have checked at the service.  To the derision of some of my Usenet chums I’m sure, I’ve caught him making a sound like he’s pinking.  It’s the closest sound to pinking that I’ve heard in a while.  Pinking, or pre-ignition, is basically a premature explosion caused by the petrol in the cylinder burning too quickly.  The noise is caused by the shockwave of the explosion reaching the rising piston.  It’s bad news for engines and I should have it looked at.  It might be something else, but since it only occurs under moderate to high load (measured by Calculated Load of course) conditions at low to moderate engine speeds, I’m thinking of the worst.  I’ve not heard an engine pink for a long time, partly because diesels don’t pink and partly because modern petrol engines don’t tend to knock.

The other issue is that we appear to have an oil leak from the rocker cover.  It looks as though oil has been spilt, except if this was the case the last time the oil was changed I’d expect most of it to be washed off over the last five thousand miles.  I’ve checked his fluid levels and there’s no appreciable drop in the engine oil level and nothing untoward with the cooling system.  I’ll have Eyres arrange it.

Finally, I would also like to replace those metal black covers on the quarter lights.  These have been rusty for a while but in the last few weeks they’ve gotten really bad.  It’s not a difficult procedure, just fiddly and you need three or four arms too.  I’ll talk to Eyres about it!

Kermy is also due to go and see Rebel Power Pipes, the PowerFlow dealer.  That exhaust has been great over the year.  It’s been great because we’ve had to do nothing to it: it’s just worked.  Over the year the sound has mellowed a little and the chrome pipes at the back have become a little tarnished.  I suppose this is to be expected over twenty seven thousand miles and I’ve not polished the tail pipes, merely gone over them with a sponge when I’ve washed the Ka.

The cruise control has been in almost daily use.  It’s perfect for my commute to and from the office along the motorways and dual carriageways and the memory presets are ideal for the two sections of roadworks I go through every day.  Using the cruise has highlighted the large number of other drivers incapable of holding a near-constant speed.  When I drive through the roadworks the cruise control does a very good job of maintaining a constant speed.  Quite often another driver will overtake us, presumably with their speedometer showing that they’re driving at or just above the speed limit, pull in to the inside lane and then decelerate.  When I catch up and if I have the opportunity I’ll overtake, since I’ve not changed my speed.  Repeat as many times as the other driver wishes to change his or her speed.

On a more annoying note, the cruise control command module has repeatedly been coming loose.  I will need to apply something to stop it from coming loose because as it stands, this ruins the system.  Given how expensive the system is, to have the three grub screws coming loose is very, very disappointing.

The title of this diary entry is “Ikea” and the reason for this is because Charlie and I have been, to borrow a phrase from Harry Enfield’s “Loadsamoney” song (if you don’t know the song you’re too young).  We’ve been “doin’ up da house.”  This has involved trips to Ikea, fair enough, but trips back with the car laden to the roof.  Still it’s given me the opportunity to pick up some bargains.  It might be a coincidence that our newly acquired chair for the office / gaming room (yes!  I have a gaming room!) happens to have cream leather on it, but it was a half price ex-demonstration example.  I love ex-demonstration Ikea furniture, it means that we don’t have to build it when we get home.  In any event our second bedroom, which was once the home for dozens of boxes full of junk, now contains everything that we need for a home office.

Although some observers appeared impressed that we managed to put a reasonable amount of furniture into Kermit (an office chair, a wardrobe frame, a bookshelf, a bedside table, three shoe racks, an armchair, a shelving unit and my briefcase) the Ka still feels slightly compromised when being used to haul bulky stuff.  The boot opening is a little bit narrow and the rear seats won’t fold flat against the rear seat squab so getting a tall box in the back can prove difficult.  Although physically smaller, my Cinquecento made a better van.

The day after Kermit’s seventy thousand mile service it’s the first show of the summer season, “Fiesta In The Park.”  We went in both 2003 and 2004.  I would like to go, I’ve been invited by a couple of clubs but I’m going to give it a miss.  Part of the reason why I’m not going is because I have worked hard to bury my disappointment with the Ka Klub and I’d rather not unearth these feelings once more.  If Fiesta In The Park had a greater range of trade stands and I was looking to buy something then it would be easier to justify but as it stands, there are far too many people I was once proud to call my friends that I expect will be going and I just don’t want to see them so soon.

With Fiesta In The Park happening this means that summer is right around the corner.  Kermit’s air conditioning system is still going strong over four years since new.  I reckoned I’d have to get it re-gassed last year and I was wrong, so surely he’ll need it doing this year?

I watched an episode of Fifth Gear recently.  Now I tend to avoid watching Fifth Gear because I find Vicki Butler-Henderson’s approach to reviewing cars incredibly frustrating and I usually argue or shout at the television (usually to Charlie’s amusement).  At the end of the show they demonstrated what happened when a large off road vehicle collided in to the side of a similar aged “normal” car.  Oh and the off road vehicle was being towed at sixty miles per hour.  It demolished the Honda in question and was certainly a very sobering article.  The solution if you’re in a small car?  Either don’t get hit by something significantly bigger than you or limit offroad vehicle speeds.

Besides the horrific damage that was caused, I don’t think this is anything new.  After all just think of the damage caused when a bus or heavy goods vehicle runs in to the side of a normal passenger car.

Finally, Kermit’s new personalised grill has just arrived.  Charlie and I will openly admit that whereas we can justify almost all of his other modifications on a functionality basis, this one we can’t.  We bought it because it looks good.  Unfortunately, you’ll have to wait a little bit before you see if because as I write this, it’s in the post office awaiting collection.