Mileage: 28,446 – 29/06/2003 – The Third Pitstop

 
 


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o kick off this diary entry, and after last weekend’s trip to Wales rather than Stonehenge, we went along to York’s dragstrip to watch some action.

Originally, we had Kermit booked in for the second weekend of July for his 30,000 mile service, but as the John O’Groats to Lands End Trip approached it became apparent that we’d need him servicing before we went.  So, I had his appointment changed, and was up at 05:00 yesterday morning to drive back to Lincolnshire to have the work done.

I’d arranged for a brake and clutch fluid change, two new tyres, new wiper blades (a spoilered drivers side blade, too) and the usual 30,000 mile service.

Things were going peachy smooth, Kermit managed the B1225 route in twenty four minutes, a record time, and I stopped off at Horncastle for a “human needs break.”  I was still at the dealership just before 08:00, and can’t argue with this.

Now Ford sell 19” spoilered wiper blades for the Fiesta and Puma, but not specifically for the Ka.  This is interesting – it’s almost as though they don’t want the Ka to have spoilered windscreen wiper blades.  Instead, we used Hella blades instead.  The Mondeo TD came with a spoiler blade, and I added spoilers to the Cinquecento’s wipers too, and they make a significant difference to wiping performance on the motorway, especially with a crosswind.  Given how frequently we hum along a motorway or duel carriageway, this spoiler blade should improve wiper performance.  It may also reduce the number of dead bugs that land on the wipers.

As for Kermit’s needed front tyres, he’s wearing brand new Firestone F700 Fuel Savers on the back.  To drive, rather to goon, this has dramatically altered the Ka’s handling.  He now has a very grippy ass and a loose front end, so it’s a bit like driving a Golf without the nasty oversteer if you’re off load: lots of understeer.  In fairness, this is precisely why I wanted to replace just the rear tyres before the JOGLE trip - I’d rather have understeer than oversteer.

Unfortunately, when Eyres were replacing the rear tyres and removing the wheels and drum brakes, they cracked one of the ABS sensors - so Kermit’s ABS is currently inoperative.  There’s a bright amber lamp lit up when the engine is running, which is quite a distraction if I’m honest.  Worse, there is nothing I can do about it for another fortnight after we get back from the John O’Groats to Lands End run.  We’ll put approximately 2,500 miles on to the lad between now and then.

Furthermore, I had cause to use the ABS on the way to Eyres.  I was approaching the second junction on the B1225 at some speed /cough/ and hard on the brakes, and even harder still, and the ABS kicked in.  In a nerdy way, I can report that the order of the wheels needing ABS was the drivers’ side rear, the passenger side rear, then the fronts (I cannot determine which one kicked in first, but typically it’s the drivers’ side).  Having done a few calculations using a conservative estimate of the speedometer, and using the road sign that was my marker to brake, and we get a deceleration of approximately 0·6g.

Eyres believe Kermit’s brake fluid leak to be the clutch slave cylinder, and unfortunately it’s a gearbox out job to get it done.  Fortunately, this is covered under the Ford Direct warranty!

Otherwise, Kermit’s been doing his usual “hunting” right after a service.  I’m supposing that after they disconnect the ECU, it has to relearn a few bits and pieces, and he often hunts.  He did it to Mandee in the afternoon, and he was doing it to me a little bit when I was coming home, but we went out to the cinema and he wasn’t doing it when we returned home, so I guess the ECU’s calibrated everything it needs to calibrate.  Performance is unchanged, I have to report, still stretches to 70 in third with a bit of a wheeze, still makes the same noises and still takes the same amount of time.