Who is the DervMan?
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Location |
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Gender |
Male |
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Marital
Status |
Very
happily married |
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Age |
30s |
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Height |
6’2˝” |
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Weight |
[classified] |
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Occupation |
Investment
Analyst (can you believe some people think this means
“stockbroker” meh) |
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Favourite
Words |
“bosh!”
(and derivatives of “bosh”) |
DervMan
is my alter ego!
I’ve
amended this page because some people are just too stupid to understand sarcasm
and irony when it is written right in front of them. That’s a big, “hello” to the BarryBoys
website, Stunty and Cindy Eves.
How
Serious Is This Website?
Readers
are encouraged to reach their own conclusion as to how serious this website
is. If you are reading this and you
think the website is one hundred percent serious then I would suggest you are
not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.
J The website is as serious as the Ka. It's a real website, sure, but it quite
intentionally goes over the top. I have
set out to make this the most informative Ka website in the world.
I
can be found haunting various newsgroups and forums. Just take a look here and there, you’ll find
me.
I
stand up for what I believe is right.
Whenever I do this, I’ve always thought through the rationale behind
what I’m doing. You may not agree with
what I’m doing but you should appreciate why I’m doing it. Best not to bury your head in the sand (cough).
When I’m
not working, or spending time with my lovely wife, or cruising the wild world
web type thing, I like to sit back with a glass of frothy diesel and contemplate
a time diesel carss really were sooty, noisy monsters with the equivalent
performance of a sloth.
My
philosophy on life is to play hard, work harder, but to remember that there is
more to life than the daily grindstone.
This
site has not always had the blessing of Charlie and I’d like to dedicate this
to her. I’ve sure there have been many
times when she’s been listening, intently, to me waffle on about the
thermodynamic efficiencies of the Saab TiD engine compared
to the typical petrol engine, or I’ve been hunched over the Palm,
or desktop, working away at this site, or explaining how asymmetrical camshafts
work, when I probably should have been paying attention to her.
Feedback
Conjecture
As
many readers will appreciate, this website of mine generates the odd bit of
feedback. People email me and leave
messages on my Guestbook. Some of
these messages are requests for help or additional information, some are
berating the site, some are just saying hello from a different part of the
world. If you’ve not already seen the usual comments page, have a look
if you’re considering sending me some feedback.
Especially if you’re stupid. J
Feedback
is always welcome, positive or negative, but readers should know that if you
leave an offensive message in my Guestbook I will amend or remove it as I see
fit. This includes making the original
commenter look like an even bigger idiot than they manage themselves!
If
you have any comments on the web site, you can contact the DervMan here.